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11.06.2025 05:55
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Gina Ortiz Jones, a Progressive, Is Elected San Antonio’s Mayor - The New York Times
No way
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nonreciprocal light speed control achieved using cavity magnonics device - Phys.org
So they tried
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Drinking coffee could help you age better, according to this Harvard study. - Stewartville Star
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
With Micah Parsons, the Cowboys foolishly drag their feet — again - NBC Sports
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
—
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
U.S. Employers Are Shedding Jobs as DOGE Cuts Deep - Barron's
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why some allergy experts want this popular group of drugs to go away - Deseret News
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Nice Hat, Loser - aftermath.site
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?